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[11 Dec 2004|10:21pm] From witches who could change into cats with magic spells, to tribes of anthropomorphic tigers living in the jungles of Malaysia, to bloodthirsty werecats of Japan who would prey on humans for sustenance, tales of werecats rival their more well-known werewolf cousins in number. As a werecat, you are aggressive, fiercely independant, short-tempered and prone to violent outbursts. You can also be very kind though, by protecting those you care for from those who wish to do them harm. Those who befriend you are very lucky (as long as they stay on your good side!) Who is your inner Shapeshifter? brought to you by Quizilla o`O what the fucking hell?!?!!? I'm a bloody fucking PUSSY CAT?!!?!?!? ARGH!!!! *kicks* 1 comment|post comment

$HIT [21 Nov 2004|11:13am] ARGH!!! -_-; mother fucking song of a cock sucking shit ass. End of the month and there's not enough fuckin dough to cover the expenses of the bar... Shit... I guess that's what happens when it's a hole in the wall... *tugs at hair, growling* Bagh...need to think of something to rake in some more cash... *flips on tv, Coyote Ugly on* ... *twitch* Bachelor Auction...Bachelor Auction...! Hey, that just might fuckin work. *cracks knuckles* Haru owes me one... 1 comment|post comment

WTF?!?! o`O [17 Nov 2004|10:31am] WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT ASS THING IS THIS?!?! Your Livejournal Blind Date LJ Username Gender malefemaleneuterother Favorite Color blackwhiteredyellowgreenbluepurplesilvergoldfire What you are wearing Oh look! Your blind date is dr_i Your date is wearing tin foil You dine at your favorite dive Then you spend the next three hours sitting in complete silence Before taking you home, your date gives you a hug and a kiss on the cheek This makes you feel like you've finally found "the one" This fun quiz by sarcasticka - Taken 38958 Times. </a> New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz Your Livejournal Blind Date LJ Username Gender malefemaleneuterother Favorite Color blackwhiteredyellowgreenbluepurplesilvergoldfire What you are wearing Oh look! Your blind date is niou_m Your date is wearing an expensive ballgown and a tiara You dine on stale crackers and Laffy Taffy Then you spend the next three hours sitting in complete silence Before taking you home, your date gives you hours and hours of hot sweaty sex This makes you feel incredibly uneasy This QuickKwiz by sarcasticka - Taken 38958 Times. </a> New - Help with love and dating! Your Livejournal Blind Date LJ Username Gender malefemaleneuterother Favorite Color blackwhiteredyellowgreenbluepurplesilvergoldfire What you are wearing Oh look! Your blind date is under_covers_aj Your date is wearing a leather miniskirt and fishnets You dine at McDonalds Then you spend the next three hours licking whipped cream off each other's toes Before taking you home, your date gives you a handshake This makes you feel disappointed This Quiz by sarcasticka - Taken 38958 Times. New - How do you get a guy to like you? 2 comments|post comment

Ow FU©K @$$SU©KING$HITT!!!!! [25 Oct 2004|04:48pm] FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK Arghh...my head feels like a fucking whale's pounding on it...aw fuck. *grips hair* Hangover from hell...wtf? First I get stuck with the lil brat...no, the OTHER lil brat...the one that's not as loud. Geeze you'd think he'd need to hold his fuckin mommy's hand crossin the street for all he looks like. Bagh, kick him out in the mornin. That Irish freak of nature...FUCK he pisses me off. Melodramatic bitch... Well, wonder how much I can pawn off the locket for... Hm...I'm starting to rather like 2003, good place to relieve a little stress and fuckin god knows I need it like nobody's business. Other than that...not much else to say. 2 comments|post comment

Che... [08 Oct 2004|06:37pm] Take the quiz: "What Is Your Kink?" SadoMasochism Pain is your thing. You probably are tattooed or pierced, or enjoy giving tattoos or piercings. You use unusual objects as sex toys. In the bedroom, you're wild and untamed! Your motto is Hurts so good! Ehh...not surprised to be honest... Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette username you went to bed feeling You began to dream about tachibana_k_ who was biting you in your bed with whipped cream everywhere which made you b for m but was interupted by gentle_mask who began to take pictures You awoke thinking:"WTF!!!!!?????" and you hope that dreams do come true chance of that happening:: 80% Quiz created with MemeGen! WTF?!?!?! O`o 6 comments|post comment

Fu©k you, Fu©k you, Fu©k YOU, You're...alright, never mind, FU©K you too [30 Sep 2004|03:32pm] [ mood | annoyed ] I just gotta say this... I. Hate. Flat-chested. Little. Shirly. Temples. What the FUCK is this? Haru fuckin told me it would be a grungy little private shithole in the wall type place and now I'm swamped with little goody goody shit faced cumwads just barging in the place and looking for trouble. First of all, Shirley Temple...who the FUCK wants to screw your scrawny little ass? Took me practically tossing you out the window to get you out of my apartment...not liable for a miscarriage so pfftt! Second...you, dick face with a broom for hair, get the FUCK out of my bar. You think I run a fucking Mexican stand off here? NO! I serve alcohol you fucktard. *opens up a cabinet with MANY, no doubt illegal, weapons. Including a 9 mm Uzi and a HK-MP5* But if you want to play I'll fucking give you a time and place to play. And for the rest of you shitheads...what do you think I am, a fucking baby sitter? Order a drink or GET OUT. FUCK~!!!!! I don't CARE if I have a fucking temper I'm a FUCKING BAR TENDER!!!!! *huffs, lights a cigarette* And for you little shit heads that think you're gonna barge in here being a hero...fuck off. Just fuck off. I've got my fuckin permit for this place, I've got my fuckin liscences, and I've gotta fuckin shitload of bullets with your name on it. And Haru...FUCK YOU. You lied to me AGAIN!!!! You'd better bring me something nice the next time I see your ass. 4 comments|post comment

What the FU@KING HELL!!?! [22 Sep 2004|04:41pm] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | Honoo no Shoumei ] SHIT!!! I hate that pasty faced four eyed mother fucker. So yeah, he's a stalker...I swear it. I get smashed, complainin to some buddies from the syndicate bout Tokyo and the next day I get a call. Kintama my ass. The fucker has the balls to say he's walkin the straight road now...sex company, HA! Guess I can't complain that badly...he hooked me up with this shit hole...but it's my cozy lil shithole. Even gotta spot to hang Trigger Happy. Wonder if the dolt got rid of those tats yet... 35 comments|post comment

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