Gotta Problem, dorkface?

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 03:21:41 GMT

From witches who could change into cats with magic
spells, to tribes of anthropomorphic tigers
living in the jungles of Malaysia, to
bloodthirsty werecats of Japan who would prey
on humans for sustenance, tales of werecats
rival their more well-known werewolf cousins in
number.

As a werecat, you are aggressive, fiercely
independant, short-tempered and prone to
violent outbursts. You can also be very kind
though, by protecting those you care for from
those who wish to do them harm. Those who
befriend you are very lucky (as long as they
stay on your good side!)

Who is your inner Shapeshifter?
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o`O what the fucking hell?!?!!? I'm a bloody fucking PUSSY CAT?!!?!?!? ARGH!!!! *kicks*

$HIT

Sun, 21 Nov 2004 16:18:37 GMT

ARGH!!!

-_-; mother fucking song of a cock sucking shit ass.

End of the month and there's not enough fuckin dough to cover the expenses of the bar...

Shit...

I guess that's what happens when it's a hole in the wall...

*tugs at hair, growling*

Bagh...need to think of something to rake in some more cash... *flips on tv, Coyote Ugly on* ... *twitch*

Bachelor Auction...Bachelor Auction...!

Hey, that just might fuckin work. *cracks knuckles* Haru owes me one...

WTF?!?! o`O

Wed, 17 Nov 2004 15:33:44 GMT

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT ASS THING IS THIS?!?!

Ow FU©K @$$SU©KING$HITT!!!!!

Mon, 25 Oct 2004 20:53:37 GMT

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

Arghh...my head feels like a fucking whale's pounding on it...aw fuck. *grips hair*

Hangover from hell...wtf?

First I get stuck with the lil brat...no, the OTHER lil brat...the one that's not as loud. Geeze you'd think he'd need to hold his fuckin mommy's hand crossin the street for all he looks like.

Bagh, kick him out in the mornin.

That Irish freak of nature...FUCK he pisses me off.

Melodramatic bitch...

Well, wonder how much I can pawn off the locket for...

Hm...I'm starting to rather like 2003, good place to relieve a little stress and fuckin god knows I need it like nobody's business.

Other than that...not much else to say.

Che...

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 22:39:07 GMT

Take the quiz: "What Is Your Kink?"

SadoMasochism
Pain is your thing. You probably are tattooed or pierced, or enjoy giving tattoos or piercings. You use unusual objects as sex toys. In the bedroom, you're wild and untamed! Your motto is Hurts so good!

Ehh...not surprised to be honest...

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette

username

you went to bed feeling

You began to dream about

tachibana_k_

who was

biting you

your bed

with

whipped cream everywhere

which made you

b for m

but was interupted by

gentle_mask

who began to

take pictures

You awoke

thinking:"WTF!!!!!?????"

and you hope

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WTF?!?!?! O`o

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 19:42:02 GMT

I just gotta say this...

I. Hate. Flat-chested. Little. Shirly. Temples.

What the FUCK is this?

Haru fuckin told me it would be a grungy little private shithole in the wall type place and now I'm swamped with little goody goody shit faced cumwads just barging in the place and looking for trouble.

First of all, Shirley Temple...who the FUCK wants to screw your scrawny little ass? Took me practically tossing you out the window to get you out of my apartment...not liable for a miscarriage so pfftt!

Second...you, dick face with a broom for hair, get the FUCK out of my bar. You think I run a fucking Mexican stand off here? NO! I serve alcohol you fucktard. *opens up a cabinet with MANY, no doubt illegal, weapons. Including a 9 mm Uzi and a HK-MP5* But if you want to play I'll fucking give you a time and place to play.

And for the rest of you shitheads...what do you think I am, a fucking baby sitter? Order a drink or GET OUT. FUCK~!!!!! I don't CARE if I have a fucking temper I'm a FUCKING BAR TENDER!!!!!

*huffs, lights a cigarette*

And for you little shit heads that think you're gonna barge in here being a hero...fuck off. Just fuck off. I've got my fuckin permit for this place, I've got my fuckin liscences, and I've gotta fuckin shitload of bullets with your name on it.

And Haru...FUCK YOU. You lied to me AGAIN!!!! You'd better bring me something nice the next time I see your ass.

What the FU@KING HELL!!?!

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 20:41:36 GMT

SHIT!!!

I hate that pasty faced four eyed mother fucker.

So yeah, he's a stalker...I swear it. I get smashed, complainin to some buddies from the syndicate bout Tokyo and the next day I get a call.

Kintama my ass.

The fucker has the balls to say he's walkin the straight road now...sex company, HA!

Guess I can't complain that badly...he hooked me up with this shit hole...but it's my cozy lil shithole. Even gotta spot to hang Trigger Happy.

Wonder if the dolt got rid of those tats yet...

Your Livejournal Blind Date
LJ Username
Gender
Favorite Color
What you are wearing
Oh look! Your blind date is	dr_i
Your date is wearing	tin foil
You dine	at your favorite dive
Then you spend the next three hours	sitting in complete silence
Before taking you home, your date gives you	a hug and a kiss on the cheek
This makes you feel	like you've finally found "the one"

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LJ Username
Gender
Favorite Color
What you are wearing
Oh look! Your blind date is	niou_m
Your date is wearing	an expensive ballgown and a tiara
You dine	on stale crackers and Laffy Taffy
Then you spend the next three hours	sitting in complete silence
Before taking you home, your date gives you	hours and hours of hot sweaty sex
This makes you feel	incredibly uneasy

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